10 things to get for someone going to paris

1. an umbrella - (preferably black with white polka - dots) because it's classy
2. sleeping pills - they'll need 'em after all the café
3. a money belt - rick steves swears by them
4. a french-english dictionary - self-explanatory
5. a neck scarf - because it's classy
6. big black sunglasses - see numbers 1 & 5
7. a t-shirt that says i'm sorry - if they are american
8. a sleeping mask - see numbers 1, 5 & 6
9. a big canvas tote - to carry all of the souvenirs they are buying for you
10. a book - it's a long plane ride

11. a wine guide - lots of drinking!