6.10.08

top ten favorite fake meats

10. tofurky dogs - good texture, and just enough phallic resemblance to make dinner enjoyable
9. morning star chicken starters - just don't let them send you to the hospital. $4500 later you might be regretting it
8. quorn chicken - small portions, but very edible and good for seasoning
7. morning star chicken nuggets - a tasty lunch or snack!
6. yves pepperoni - just get a cheese pizza and slap these on. i've been seriously considering taking a package to papa murphys and seeing if they'll put them on my pizza, too.
5. morning star hamburger patties - i'm just having a recent craving for hamburger. probably after i cooked one up, topped it with cheese, avocado, and lettuce, and put it on a warmed onion roll bun.
4. morning star buffalo wings - just the right kind of spicy, no bones or gristle.
3. field roast - makes a wonderful valentine's day dinner, too!
2. field roast apple sausages - i need to get me some more of these, just the right amount of sweetness
1. tofurky hickory smoked sandwich meat - i could live off this stuff.

1 comment:

crystal said...

i wish i could still eat those, but all that wheat gluten does a number on my stomach. i still need to write that letter to quorn. egg whites in a perfectly GF vegetarian meat alternative is unforgivable!