top ten one-liners about coffee

1. coffee: only the independently wealthy can afford to sleep
2. coffee: skip the crap and just give it to me!
3. coffee: cheaper than heroine, but just as addictive
4. coffee: the almighty bean
5. coffee: caffeine-induced insomnia will save the economy!
6. coffee: support your local breweries!
7. coffee: few things are better to wake up to
8. coffee: to stop my sleeping habit
9. coffee: stained teeth are sexy
10. coffee: when will they start serving it intravenously?