top ten advantages to having a significant other

1. you can send him to the store for ice cream. and he totally goes. go phish food!

2. he'll buy you a soda out of his own allowance money. voluntarily.

3. you always have someone to snuggle with at night.

4. if you hear a bump in the night, you can send him out to investigate while you stay safe in bed.

5. you always have someone who will help you justify that ridiculous expenditure. put a 40" tv on the credit card? sure, why not!!

6. honestly, two incomes are better than one.

7. you can trade off and always have a designated driver. and someone to watch your back while you're out getting inebriated.

8. you have a warm body to tuck your ice-cold feet under on chilly winter nights.

9. if you can find someone to compliment you, then you get to get out of those awful tasks like driving a bunch or vacuuming or scrubbing the bathtub.

10. there's always a hug waiting for you at home. :)